Privacy Whah?
Here’s what you need to know:
  • By visiting this site—third parties may place cookies on your browser for targeted advertising purposes. We do this in the form of “retargeting” which means if you come to our site, we’re going to follow you around. We know it’s annoying, but we also offer this service to you if you’re interested. Did you miss us?
  • Here are examples of the types of data we collect: IP addresses, cookie identifiers, website activity, photos of famous moustaches.
  • This ^^ data may be used by third parties to target advertising on other sites based on your online activity. Creepy huh?
  • Instructions on how you can opt out of receiving targeted advertising:
  • Instructions on how to NOT opt out of receiving targeted advertising:
    • Throwing your computer out the window
    • Looking wistfully out the window on a rainy day
    • Visiting your local aquarium
    • Beach volleyball
    • Sushi dinner
    • Disco